Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

BananaSlamma said:

Lou, like many people, are mad that Chris Pratt is playing Mario in the upcoming Super Mario Bros movement due to him subscribing to an anti-gay church with a history of pedophilia, being pretty proud of getting an HR complaint letter after flashing a female co-star, and follows various right wing people and organizations on Instagram like Turning Point USA or Dan Crenshaw.
If you're gonna be mad at anyone Lou, be mad at Nintendo. They approve the casting choices.
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Jesus Christ, Lou. They're teenagers in that TV Show. They all literally go to a high school.
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Lou is so fat that he developed a fetish for it
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Lou is bummed that not many artists will draw his fetishes though, as they've apparently been told "ew" on multiple occasions
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Louie is going to really have the bald brass balls to accuse Kiwi Farms to be nothing but "lies and fake news" when he himself is such a notorious and well-known liar? That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him. Louie and the truth haven't been familiar acquaintances in a very long time, if they ever were to begin with. He has an ever-growing reputation in the furfag fandom and grifting Twatter troon community for being especially dishonest and heinously manipulative in his selfish pursuit of greed and vapid materialism. And even after all his instances that this thread is nothing but lies, his only evidence backing up his claims of dishonesty by Kiwi Farms near as much amounts to "Bevause I said so. Dude, just trust me." Get fucked, you mongoloid lard golem. You're a bigger liar than any twenty Kiwis, and you're just shitter-shattered that everyone can see through your lies and bullshit.

Lou says this, probably not knowing that if Disney loses the lawsuit, the MCU likely won't be as big of a thing anymore as Marvel wouldn't have the character rights.


Lou apparently gets a denial letter relating to SSI after mentioning that they're almost definitely gonna get a denial letter relating to SSI.



Some political quote tweets regarding the pandemic and Biden saying that trillionaires and billionaires have gotten off easy for too long.


Has Lou criticized the Suicide Prevention Line and called them cops in the past or is my memory failing me?

You'd sure think a gal would post her (redacted) rejection documentation, to get in better with the chronic illness contingent. Those folks, why I bet they could help a poor country tiddytiger figure out what the explicitly-stated denial reasons actually mean.

Aunt Carol said:

You'd sure think a gal would post her (redacted) rejection documentation, to get in better with the chronic illness contingent. Those folks, why I bet they could help a poor country tiddytiger figure out what the explicitly-stated denial reasons actually mean.

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It probably says "We are denying your application for disability payments because you are not even remotely disabled, fucknuts."

Norman B. Normal said:

It probably says "We are denying your application for disability payments because you are not even remotely disabled, fucknuts."

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This and the fact that his needs are taken care of.
SSI is based off level of need, and is used for impoverished disabled people that legitimately have trouble working or can't work at all. Lou's needs are provided by his parents in a house that his parents own, and Lou is perfectly capable of walking around a store like Walmart for an extended period, therefor he gets denied.

If he's going with SSDI, he'd be denied on the fact that it requires work and tax history, for which he seems to have none.

Aunt Carol said:

You'd sure think a gal would post her (redacted) rejection documentation, to get in better with the chronic illness contingent. Those folks, why I bet they could help a poor country tiddytiger figure out what the explicitly-stated denial reasons actually mean.

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He did post that first that said "lmao this mf hasn't worked ever get fucked lol" but no evidence since then. I don't know how you could appeal when you literally haven't paid into the system enough to benefit from it, so I think this is all made up.

@BoobWhiskers replies are bugged again but I have to say to you, I salute your efforts dealing with this.

I'm at the stage in my life where I'm having to consider if it's time to draw furry shit. I need the money. It's good money too when it gets degenerate, but do I want to curse myself with that? Not really. But I also really need the money

Chicken Picnic said:

I'm at the stage in my life where I'm having to consider if it's time to draw furry shit. I need the money. It's good money too when it gets degenerate, but do I want to curse myself with that? Not really. But I also really need the money

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On-topic, I kinda wanna go do a breakdown of Lou's art spending habits sometime. I know @Pale Empress (I think) did an exhaustive list at one point and I kinda wanna make a spreadsheet of what sort of cheap option he took every time (and how many of those artists were like, super underage to be sending his 'that's a fetish' ref to).

BoobWhiskers said:

Spoiler: off topic

I mean it is good money but there's other places out there too, if you can draw and have good customer manner. The majority of what I do currently has actually shifted away from furry stuff; I found other markets, put a focus on small, more budget-friendly pieces that take advantage of the fact that i work very quickly, and I'm using the higher output to get my work out in places where more people see it and then come to me with jobs. It's all a matter of playing to your strengths and what you're fast/good at drawing, never feel like you have to lock yourself into one market you don't enjoy for the sake of making money!
(seriously, if you do art and want suggestions, DM me sometime).

On-topic, I kinda wanna go do a breakdown of Lou's art spending habits sometime. I know @Pale Empress (I think) did an exhaustive list at one point and I kinda wanna make a spreadsheet of what sort of cheap option he took every time (and how many of those artists were like, super underage to be sending his 'that's a fetish' ref to).

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Replying to this because your other post isn't quotable directly.

Given how cheap Good Old Fat Lou is here, I'm surprised he still managed to scrouge up artists who are in the $5 to $20 range he seemed to adopt. But the quality of the art he gotten speaks for himself. Also yikes at the other orbiter's FA. These guys are not remotely even in the same planet as the rest of us in terms of fetishes.

Minister Burroughs said:

I hope revealing my handwriting doesn't count as PLing. I can't help but put down on paper what I see as the most grievous errors Lou commits with this unintentional hilarity. (I can't reply to the post). To its credit, MS Word obviously caught his many spelling errors, but it couldn't do a thing about his grammar. The ability to speak the English language with any level of fluency is reserved for us who communicate in more than 280 characters, and Lou is not of that number.
I wish Lou all the best in passing 6th grade English, I know it can be tough.
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Oh my God, is this Proust? It's so evocative...

Does anyone remember the name of that orbiter of his who was constantly grifting for basic supplies for his infant?

I wanted to check in on him but I haven't seen him pop up on Louis feed in awhile

For any wondering if Croust will be making another design on Lou's awful tiger, he is and they'll be up for auction sometime this weekend probably.

Minister Burroughs said:

I hope revealing my handwriting doesn't count as PLing. I can't help but put down on paper what I see as the most grievous errors Lou commits with this unintentional hilarity. (I can't reply to the post). To its credit, MS Word obviously caught his many spelling errors, but it couldn't do a thing about his grammar. The ability to speak the English language with any level of fluency is reserved for us who communicate in more than 280 characters, and Lou is not of that number.
I wish Lou all the best in passing 6th grade English, I know it can be tough.
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These are genuinely very sound and appropriate corrections. This is like watching a teacher criticize the weird kid's slash fanfiction but without the secondhand embarrassment.

One thing I like to add is making dialogue have stops and pauses to make it more "natural" is a common yet annoying pitfall writers fall into. If you're writing a screenplay, a stutter, pause, or stammer is a tool to convey a character's hesitation which should be used sparingly regardless. But, in the context of writing, you wouldn't incorporate it into the dialogue, you would instead describe it. For instance, rather than have the character explicitly say:

He looks around. "N-nothing happened, I d-don't feel any different," he says.

You would write it as:

Jiggling with each biting syllable, he belches out his words with a stifled rhythm. "Nothing happened," he gurgles while struggling to speak and think at the same time, "I don't feel any different."

Granted less verbosely. The medium of text is fun because of how the reader can use their imagination for things such as ambiguous descriptions or delivery of dialogue, but having to read a stammer or stutter expressed in explicit dialogue is like driving over a pothole. It's an irritating distraction that is better off avoiding. Dialogue, to me, is a fickle beast, and there's a lot of things I can pick apart with Louis's use of it. For instance, the trite use of the word "master," characters flip-flopping between a poetic or casual tone, lack of any context for the dialogue, and so on. It's just in particular, the depiction of pauses or stutters is a pet peeve of mine.

Another thing is how Louis gets small details wrong, such as the television swapping on and off in the living room by itself due to continuity errors, like you pointed out. I didn't notice this on my first read through because it's such an extraneous detail, which his writing is so full of that I just glaze over it. When telling a story, your writing needs to be air tight. If something is there that has no relevance, either to plot or symbology, it needs to get cut out. For instance, why would the television be left on? Is it the set up for some sort of payoff, like him glancing over and seeing some form of foreshadowing via a coincidental show about magic? Is it symbolic, such as of his noisy, hectic lifestyle? Will it have some plot relevance, like him being able to pass off the noise to his parents as just the television? If you answer "no" to all three of things, this needs to go. For instance, rather than have his self-insert be inspired by a poster, how about have him see his role model on the television when thinking of something to wish for? That specific poster itself didn't even exist in the story until it needed to be there. When you have useless details like this just shoved in, of course you're going to screw it up, because look at how many plates you have spinning.

Then what about conflict? As a writer, that should be your favorite part to create. Every story needs an antagonist, and "bad guys" aren't limited to actual people or beings. How about some hesitation with his wish? The character asking "do I really want this?" In this context, his own doubt is the "antagonist." Taking my previous suggestion, he gets the idea for transforming into his model from the television. Then he has some sort of inner turmoil asking if he really wants this. Then he scans his room and sees all the posters before realizing this is the dream wanted all along. It's simple, but it's something. Story without conflict is just boring. With this change, you improve the cohesion of some of this useless chaff into something of actual relevance.

I know, I'm talking to a brick wall. But this isn't good writing, and it's not bad enough to be avant-garde. How can you call yourself a writer if you clearly don't care about what you're writing outside of its use as fetish fuel?

Minister Burroughs said:

I hope revealing my handwriting doesn't count as PLing. I can't help but put down on paper what I see as the most grievous errors Lou commits with this unintentional hilarity. (I can't reply to the post). To its credit, MS Word obviously caught his many spelling errors, but it couldn't do a thing about his grammar. The ability to speak the English language with any level of fluency is reserved for us who communicate in more than 280 characters, and Lou is not of that number.
I wish Lou all the best in passing 6th grade English, I know it can be tough.
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Literally just created an account to ask what does PWC mean

@BoobWhiskers
Replies bugged etc, but I just wanna say I don't think you do your art breakdowns too much and I really enjoy reading them. I'm coming from a similar place with furry commissions and the way people act when buying art, so I honestly just find them really refreshing to read.

I'm relieved to be far out of Lou's price range, but I do tend to feel pretty bad for the teenagers and inexperienced artists he heaps his bullshit on.

They're not even bothering to hide how horny they are anymore.

Gay Persona said:

Literally just created an account to ask what does PWC mean

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In this context, "poor word choice."

tofu dog said:

I'm relieved to be far out of Lou's price range, but I do tend to feel pretty bad for the teenagers and inexperienced artists he heaps his bullshit on.

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Imagine how excited the new artist is to start getting commissions, eager to communicate back and forth with their clients and create art together... ...or just anticipating a businesslike transaction, maybe a reference sheet if they're lucky.

Instead, they've embarked on a correspondence with Lou. Even if he doesn't change what breed of tittycat he wants at the last minute, imagine how demanding and bizarre and depressive he must be when he knows he doesn't have the public eye on his writing.

BananaSlamma said:

They're not even bothering to hide how horny they are anymore.
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that fucking face is looking in two different directions lmao